Posted by Tim | Posted on 9:17 PM | Posted in Mr Bean
1) BRAIN TUMOR:
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!
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2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!
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3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:
Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!
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4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:
Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN number, hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN number if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: Four asterisks (****)!
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5) MARRIAGE:
Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16Friend: Why?
Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.
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6)DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:
Mr. Bean: (crying) The doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend: Condolence, my friend.(After 2 minutes, Mr. Bean cries even louder.)
Friend: What now?
Mr. Bean: My sister just called, her mom died too!
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7) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:
Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hours because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too... I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hours.
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8) SPELLING LESSON:
Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful... is it one c or two c?
Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!
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2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!
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3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:
Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!
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4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:
Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN number, hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN number if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: Four asterisks (****)!
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5) MARRIAGE:
Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16Friend: Why?
Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.
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6)DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:
Mr. Bean: (crying) The doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend: Condolence, my friend.(After 2 minutes, Mr. Bean cries even louder.)
Friend: What now?
Mr. Bean: My sister just called, her mom died too!
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7) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:
Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hours because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too... I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hours.
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8) SPELLING LESSON:
Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful... is it one c or two c?
Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!
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